Suatu hari, gue membaca sebuah blog milik seorang teman wanita yang menikah dengan orang Prancis kalau nggak salah.
Mereka kemudian tinggal di New York untuk beberapa tahun.
Suatu hari, si suami nguping pembicaraan istrinya yg lagi ngobrol dengan temen Indonesianya lewat telfon.
Usai nelfon, si Istri ditanya oleh suaminya yang bule
“What is the meaning of ‘Siih’, ‘Lhooo’, ‘Waaah’ and ‘Dooong’ ?”
Si Istri ketawa dan menjawab “Itu semua nggak ada artinya”
“Lalu kenapa dipake kalau ga ada artinya?”
Istrinya menjawab balik, “Itu penekanan ajaa”
“Ooohh…” lanjut si bule.. kemudian dia tiba tiba berkata
“I love you… dong?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
….
Kadang kadang, ada beberapa hal yang susah untuk dijelaskan kepada bule.
Ada pertanyaan dari mereka yang entah kenapa susah untuk kita jawab.
Contoh, berikut adalah beberapa pertanyaan dari bule yang ga bisa gue jawab
“Why do Indonesians eat ‘Torpedo’ ??”
“What is Kualat?”
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Kemarin malam gue nanya sama pendengar gue (Hardockers) ketika siaran di Provocative Proactive (Kamis malam jam 20.00)
Dan berhasil mengumpulkan TOP TEN PERTANYAAN DARI BULE YANG SUSAH DIJAWAB.
10. “Why is everybody in a hurry??”
Ditanya seorang bule ketika dia liat mobil mobil pada nyalip lewat bahu jalan tol
9. “Why do you still live with ur parents?”
Ditanya seorang bule kepada seorang wanita 25 tahun. Nampaknya si bule membandingkan dengan tempat tinggalnya di Amerika
8. “Can you teach me how to say R?”
Maksudnya R-nya Indonesia. Hehehehe
7. “Why do you call me BULE?”
6. “What is Ojek in english?”
5. “Is this Kampong?”
Ditanya oleh bule yang terkejut dibawa lewat jalan tikus
4. “Why are we not moving”
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3. “Why would anyone in the world would give its son’s name booty man(budiman)?”
2.”What’s the difference between ‘Ya iyalaah’ and ‘Ya iya dooong?”
1. “What are you eating?”
Masalahnya yang ditanya lagi makan otak otak… bingung deh dia jawabnya.. masak dijawab BRAIN BRAIN?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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