“Soalnya senin saya gladiresik, selasa saya wisuda S2″

Mon, Mar 2, 2009

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Here’s a story

A very weird one…

you decide what to make of it.

Jadi gini…

Gue butuh supir..

Yang kemarin, belum 3bulan probation udah gue putuskan setelah 1 bulan kerja.

Look, i know what you think, im mean.

But it aint my fault.

The man lives in Jakarta for 8 years AS A DRIVER.

And he have no clue about ARTERI, RATU PLAZA, MAYESTIK, i told him to go to wijaya, he took me to senopati!!!

Masalahnya kalau dia nggak tau dan ngaku.. masih gapapa… Tapi dia selalu mengaku TAU JALAN.

Now i am a very sleepy man.

I do not have to explain why.

Everytime i sleep on him, we got lost!

Supir harusnya memudahkan hidup gue, bukan menyusahkan…

(keluh)

Maka mencari lagi lah gue…

Suatu hari yang indah, datanglah seseorang mau melamar jadi supir.

Orang ini, dari awal interview kerja.. duduknya nyender ke belakang…

It was like he was slacking a bit… Ga kayak lagi mau interview.. kayak orang kekenyangan makan…

He’s 38 yrs old…

And when i asked what his previous job was he told me this exact word

“Saya belum pernah kerja jadi supir, sebelumnya saya di bagian pemasaran”

I was like… “Whatthafuct? You were in marketing?”

Gue tanya pemasaran di bidang apa , dia jawab pemasaran buku sekolah anak anak.. Ternyata dia perusahaannya gulung tikar sejak pemerintah menjalankan program buku gratis.

Nampaknya dia kerja di distribusi buku kecil dan kalah tender dengan distributor besar yang ditunjuk pemerintah.

Pas gue tanya kenapa bapak ga kerja lagi sebagai pemasaran di perusahaan lain…

Setelah muter muter akhirnya dia menjawab… “Udah males”

Entah males kerja , atau males nyari kerja, atau males berusaha..

Entah. They all sound the same.

MALAS.

I didnt feel good about this man.. So i asked him

“Bapak ada yang mau ditanyakan?”

He straight asked me about his salary.

Now this might sound normal to you.

But i would like for him to ask me things.

“Kemana aja kerjanya.. paling banyak daerah jakarta bagian mana? dll”

Jangan langsung tanya gaji…

Terakhir… (dan ini gong-nya)

Dia nanya ke Gamila “Ibu rencananya mau mulai kapan?”

“Secepatnya sih pengennya.. kenapa pak?”

Dia jawab

“Soalnya senin saya gladiresik, selasa saya wisuda S2″

WHATTHAFUCT?????????????


131 Responses to ““Soalnya senin saya gladiresik, selasa saya wisuda S2″”

  1. Rully "Slow Loris" Says:

    Gw br denger cerita ini pas lo siaran, maybe he’s just have lack of motivation, i hope after he earned his master degree he would be a better person. And dont hire him for your driver. Hehehehehe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Reply

  2. Endy Says:

    So why not S2 as a driver? Di Indonesia sudah biasa bukan??? (satire)

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  3. Pandji Pragiwaksono Says:

    @Endy Kaga kuat ngegaji S2 cuuuuuuuuuuuyyy.. hehehe

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  4. dapit Says:

    hahahahahaha… asli geli bacanya…

    Reply

  5. andri Says:

    misi om…

    numpang ketawa….
    wakakakakakkkkk….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    keren lu ndji….
    supir aja S2…
    kekekekekekekkkk….

    Reply

  6. Andira Says:

    Soal previous driver, jelas aja lo nyasar

    Everytime i sleep on him, we got lost! – lo nidurin dia ndji, perasaan gamila gimana? (eh itu sleep with him ya? hahahahaha)

    Soal pelamar kerja. Udah pasti lo gak ambil kan? mendingan lo tarik jadi marketing lo, jualan brand pandji sama ref. Just a thought. Tapi dia dah males ya?

    Btw, S2 nya ngambil apaan doi?

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  7. Dimas Says:

    Pernah coba sopir yg harian Ndji?

    Would be a lot easier.

    :-)

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  8. imelda Says:

    gila, asli gue ngakak baca cerita ini, bhwahahahahahahha…..

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  9. Nicko Says:

    buseeeet . nih calon supir gahol abis ! ahahhaaaha

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  10. pepe Says:

    eh nji, dulu gue pernah punya supir yang lulusan s1 hukum lohhh hehehe dulu pas gue kuliah, gue pernah minta tolong dia untuk ringkasin buku gitu, mengingat (gak suka pake kata ‘secara’) gue juga kuliah hukum hehehehe ehhh doi akirnya cabut dari rumah gue utk mencari pekerjaan yang lebih baik (ya iyalah hay lulusan s1 gituuu), sekarang entah dimana deh dia hehehe

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  11. Adit Says:

    mantap ndji… Bahkan untuk menjadi inner circle keluarga lo harus S2…hehehehe….

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  12. Fikri @ Bloggingly Says:

    Edan! Supir aja S2. Hahahahaha!

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  13. Mee Says:

    Mungkin selain lack of motivation juga dah sulit cari kerja..sekarang sumpahhh cari kerja tuw sulit banget. Cuma gayanya aja ya yang gak enak banget…niat kerja pa gak ya ni orang..kurang semangat bener

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  14. achill Says:

    bwahahahahahaha… what the plurk!!! eduun lah punya supir lulusan S2

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  15. tintin Says:

    gara-gara mbaca ini, gw jadi mikir… ntar kalo gw ngambil S2, kira-kira gw bakal jadi supir juga kali ya? supirnya bos gw… gak jauh beda dji… udah, hire aja. Mungkin dia juga gak tau jalan, tapi siapa tau dia punya gadget yg ada GPSnya.. gimana? keren kan supir lu? :D

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  16. Sharon Says:

    KEREN!!!! supirnya s2 euy….

    *mikir keras : jangan ampe s2 aku ga kepake :( *

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  17. didut Says:

    kl gaji cocok hire aja coba …siapa tau bisa jadi cerita keluarga kekekeke

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  18. mamajay Says:

    halaaaahh…dia cuma pengen ketemu yg namanya PANJI aja kaleeee..pengen ngeliat muka lo langsung gituuu…

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  19. Mohammad Athar Says:

    Ini cerita sebenernya its so ironic ya….
    elo kuliah s2,
    elo pernah punya karir yg bagus sebagai marketer….
    elo sudah masuk ke dalam umur yang seharusnya sudah berada on the top….
    tp karena keadaan dia harus melamar menjadi supir…
    walaupun yg mau di supirin adalah seorang Pandji……
    yah itung2 dia sempet kenalan sama Pandji dan Gamila lah ya…..
    hehehehehehehehe
    btw cerita ini ngga jauh beda sama ada orang yang kena PHK terus dia terpaksa menjadi peminta – minta di prempatan cempaka putih bersama anaknya……
    what a life……. mungkin ini hikmah buat kita agar labih menghargaii hidup….
    knp gw jadi serius begini ya….???

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  20. winy Says:

    wahaha…. kalo beneran dia s2 suruh jadi guru TK aja Nji *sambil ngintip soalnya baru sekali ini mampir*

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  21. Kampanye Damai Pemilu Indonesia 2009 Says:

    Jaman serba susah mas….. harap maklum ajah… :)

    Reply

  22. Rafian Says:

    wakakak…kena deh…

    Reply

  23. Natali Ardianto Says:

    Ya ampun tuh orang sudah diberkati dengan berbagai kemudahan, koq ya ngga berusaha dikit. Mau kemana dia 5, 10, 20 tahun lagi. S2-nya dimana sih?

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  24. cLeaning seRpis Says:

    gimana rasanya di Supiri seorang Doctor???
    atau seorang Dosen “Terbang”??
    atau oleh bapak SBY atau pak JK kalo kelak ga kepilih jadi Presiden..

    kalo lo nyari supir,
    coba hunting/seleksi/audisi
    eks-kang bajaj,
    cuman mereka kadang suka ribet kalo mo nyupir,
    maunya posisi porsnelng slalu di kanan,
    sama sabar ajah, lagu dangdut akan merajai tep mobil lo..

    sekian..
    jagalah kebersihan sekitar!!!

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  25. Rommi Ariesta Says:

    Aha. Ternyata ini panji host yang di tepe itu ya. wow

    Wah pelajaran hidup dari calon pak supir itu.

    Reply

  26. Veren Clint Says:

    hhahaahah…. dl supir g jg lulusan hukum and akhirnya dia keluar karna mau lanjutin lg… kabar terakhir yg g denger dia sekarang dah jadi pengacara….. salut g sama mereka semua…

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