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Mon, Mar 16, 2009

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Kenapa?

Karena gue mau ngomongin toliet basah dan toilet kering.

Im sorry, i have to let this out.

Terlalu lama keluhan ini bernaung di dalam otak gue.

Gue, adalah orang yang ga betah dengan toilet kering.

Ketika gue bilang toilet kering, artinya bukan kering lantainya.

Toilet kering adalah toilet yang WCnya ada ada semprotan airnya.

Toilet kering adalah toilet yang mengharuskan kita membersihkan kotoran “besar” kita yang menempel hanya dengan tissue.

Mohon maaf.

Gue ga bisa membersihkan hajat gue hanya dengan tissue.

Biasanya gue temui toilet kering ada di hotel hotel…

Kadang ada juga di sejumlah Mall.

Mungkin mereka takut kalau toiletnya ada semprotannya, lantai toiletnya jadi gampang basah. Padahal kan sekarang ada teknologi semprotan yang muncul dari bawah (maaf) bokong kita.

Itu udah paling enak tuh.

Bersih juga karena ga akan netes kemana mana.

Kenapa sih ga pake itu aja?

Bingung gue.

Bukannya kalau bersihinnya cuma pake tissue itu.. jorok ya?

I guess you understand now, why there will be no picture in this post…


163 Responses to “There will be no picture in this post…”

  1. tri Says:

    iya tuh.. kayanya ada suatu masa kita pengen kaya bule2 yg biasa pake toilet paper doang..
    padahal ga sesuai dengan budaya kebiasaan kita.
    Di Singapore lebih parah lagi, setahu g hampir semua toilet pake tisu doang. Maju2 kog jorok?hehe..
    Hidup TOTO!!

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  2. widya Says:

    iya gw juga bete ma toilet kek gitu ndji

    gw biasain aja skr kemana2 bawa tisu basah *walo tetep berasa ga sreg :-(

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  3. icha Says:

    interesting post! mungkin pengalaman saya akan memberi perspektif berbeda. awalnya saya juga merasa bahwa kebiasaan membersihkan kotoran dengan tisu saja adalah ‘jorok’. karena budaya kita “mengajarkan” demikian. kita terbiasa membasahi dengan air rasanya belum bersih.

    sampai akhirnya saya punya kesempatan tinggal di U.S. selama 1 tahun. dari situ saya baru tau bahwa, ketika mereka (at least the people I lived with) tau bahwa di Indonesia budaya kita adalah membersihkan kotoran dengan air + tangan, mereka pikir kita orang jorok. kenapa? karena kotoran kita penuh kuman/ bakteri kok kita bersihkan pake tangan. walaupun saya jelaskan abis itu cuci tangan lah. tapi kita harus mengakui bahwa gak semua orang Indonesia abis bersihkan kotoran (kecil/ besar) akan cuci tangan kan?? cek deh kalau lagi di WC kantor, even orang2 yang mestinya memiliki intelektual tinggi pun ngga semua punya kebiasaan cuci tangan abis pee/ poop.

    Jadi… semua tergantung budaya kan? :-)

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  4. eviwidi Says:

    Yah, beda budaya juga beda cara, temen aku yang kul di Ausy juga sempet cerita, kalo mereka (orang Ausy dan beberapa temennya dari negara lain) kaget dan heran kok Indonesia jorok banget bersihin pup pake tangan kiri, sampe ada yang jijik gitu waktu barang-barangnya dipegang dengan tangan kiri oleh temennya yang dari Indonesia.

    Well, secara pribadi aku lebih “afdol” kalo dibersihin pake aer, kalo sama tissu kerasanya kok masih ada yang lengket-lengket gitu..(upsss..sorry).

    Makanya aku kalo lagi pas ada acara di hotel atau di gedung something yang toiletnya kering, aku bete banget…

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  5. seno Says:

    iye, Ndji. gue juga ngga doyan tuh urinal sensor kayak di beberapa mal di ibukota. Nyusahin. suka lama sensornya. masak kita mesti pindah ke sebelah biar bisa cebok. kalo lagi sepi ok..nah kalo rame begimana coba?

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  6. Rianti Trirahmania Says:

    setuju gue..hehehehe…nggak iya banget tuh kl ada fotonya.. ;)

    gue setuju banget mas pandji…nggak mantep deh rasanya..hehehehe…kl bisa ditahan aja..kl nggak nahan ya paling basahin tissue dulu..ribet emang..tp mau gimana lagi..daripada gatel2 (maap)..hehehe…kl diluar negri ya gue pasrah deh..tp kl di Indo gue nemu wc model gitu, gue cuma mikir “apa orang yg designnya orang bule?” (apa design wc aja perlu ampe bayar bule??) kayaknya nggak banget deh orang indo milih wc yg nggak air nya.. :(

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  7. Faraway Says:

    Hi Ndji, salam kenal!
    Sama tuh! Awalnya gue pikir, gue lebih suka toilet basah *dgn semprotan air* cuma karena gw org Indonesia yg emang terbiasa begitu. Sampe kbetulan gw pernah argue masalah ini sm tmen gue yg WNI tp lama di amerika. Dia dokter, tapi tetep prefer pakai tissue doang, alasannya karena lebih higienis. Pertimbangannya juga sama, klo pke air, biasanya jari kita kan nylungsep dan kemungkinan bakteri dari yg dibawah sana kebawa *maksudnya beberapa bakteri yg gak mati disabunin*. Terutama buat yg kukunya panjang.

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  8. bieb Says:

    Gw setuju ndji. Gw paling sebel banget klo toilet ga ada kucuran airnya. Yang sering gw alamin c…di toilet2 bioskop 21. ada kucuran yg dibawah (maaf) bokong tapi pas diputer, eh ga ada air yg ngucur. Ugh…sebel

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  9. andes Says:

    satujuuu…..”gw curiga kayanya yg salah merekanya”….he bisa ny nyalahin doank

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  10. dawiecool Says:

    tergantung kebiasaan aja kali ya..
    tapi saya juga gak sreg dengan tisu.. ngerasa gimana gitu..
    gak berani nyoba deh.. hehehe

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  11. Younee Says:

    Iya bener Ndji,menyebalkan dan mengganggu banget. Sering nemuin di bioskop tuh. Udah kebelet (maap) eh ternyata gak ada airnya. Malah mbak-mbak penjaga tiket nontonnya kalau ke toilet berbekal gayung/ember untuk diisi air di wastafel,baru deh masuk ke toiletnya.

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  12. isty Says:

    Ntah knp..bbrp hal gw terapin dgn kebiasaan org bule :D termasuk pake toilet keriing. Make sense buat gw.
    Bokap semasa mudanya tgl berpindah negara. Lumayan banyak nyerap kebiasaan barat dan dia terapin ke kami anak2nya. Tp gak smua sih…klo adat so pasti msh menjungjung tinggi adat timur.
    Skrg, klurga swami dan swami sndr smpt lama berpindah2 negara, jg nerapin bbrp halnya.
    Yg terpenting sih, kena or gak kena air wkt bersihin hajat kcl/besar, WAJIB hukumnya cuci tangan pake sabun. Dan usahain nutup keran alasin tissue lagi ye. Hehehe jd inget Howard Hughes di film Aviator :)

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  13. akmal96 Says:

    haha.. dude! I was doin a number 2 one time, guy next to me doin it too (I got ear, you knowwaddamsayin)

    He just dropped it fo a minute, another 2 or 3 minutes to clean it up. And that’s it!

    Maan, for me, with a tissue and a bottled water, took me AT LEAST 15 minutes!!

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  14. NeldaASalim Says:

    Mas Pandji,salam kenal…ya,aq benci bgt toilet yg cm ada tisu!dulu sempat ga suka jg dg yg pake semprotan air dr belakang,tp stlh lama2 pakè,kykny cukup nyaman&bisa ngejaga lantai toilet tetap kering.emg mbasuh dg air,kl kata bulè2,cm masalah kbiasaan org kita aj.kl cm BAK,cm pake tisu,mgk gpp-walau tetap rasanya ga bersih.tp,kl BAB…apalg dg volume yg banyak atau lg mencret..(maaf),kan susah bersihin pake tisu..mau pake berapa gulung tisu??

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  15. Dhiya Syihab Says:

    setuju bgt ndji…gw juga ga bisa tuh kl ga ada air…even cuma buat buang air kecil doang….

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  16. WALAH Says:

    gwa pernah ditegur oleh bule2x temen gwa dari luar negeri, katanya gua jorok :

    -masak cebok pake tangan kiri ngak pake perantara? sarung tangan bedah misalnya (cewek Amrik)

    -cuci tangan di salah satu resto di Indonesia pake air kobokan itu jorok (cewek Amrik)

    -bersin kok ditutup pake mulut dan ngak cuci tangan? (cewek Amrik)

    -masak sebelum and sesudah makan di tmp umum nggak cuci tangan emangnya orang indonesia ngak perhatian sama fasilitas tem cuci tangan umum? (cewek Swedia)

    -WC di Indoensia dan di Barat sama2x ridiculous (cewek2x bule kebanyan dari Amrik dan Eropa)

    -masak air utk mandi di WC Indonesia ngak ngalir? alias pake bak mandi (cewek and cowok bule Kanada plus sejumlah org dari etnis lain warga Kanada dan Amrik)

    Memang sih cewek bule yg ngomong gitu muslimah semua tapi ternyata punya standar hidup bersih yg lebih tinggi daripada muslim Indonesia yg notabene org Timur!

    Asal tau aja, Muslim di Barat itu HYGIENIIIIIIIIS ABIS (paling nggak yg gwa kenal)

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  17. fully edge Says:

    Beberapa hal yang gw dapet dari pengalamn gw tinggal di luar negeri…
    yang bikin bule jijik dengan kebiasaan orang kita:

    1. Why do you sweep you A*s with hand instead of tissue…??
    2. Some times gw lebih menikmati makan tanpa sendok (pake tangan kanan tentunya) buat mereka itu jorok…tapi you know lah…
    3. Kalo lagi flu gw suka naro tissue (including roll tissue,) dimana mana, di kamar, dapur, ruang tamu dll biar gw gampang lap ingus gw jadi gak cape2 nyari tissue kalo ingus lagi meleleh, buat mereka itu jorok, tissue di sana lebih condong ada di toilet, sementara kalo di ruangan lain lebih ke napkin…(tissue makan)…

    tapi above all gw bangga orang indonesia itu badannya lebih wangi karena lebih sering mandi ketimbang mereka.. :D even winter time.

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  18. Inong Says:

    Agree! ;) Lagian klo pake tissue bukannya lalu kita cenderung pake tissuenya banyak2 dan akhirnya gak ramah lingkungan ya.. ;)

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